Tiger Woods had some interesting advice for Rory McIlroy for this week’s Shell Houston Open

If you've ever read stories, or books, about Tiger Woods you've heard that the guy has a pretty crude sense of humor. He comes off like a locker room guy that likes messing with his buddies on tour just like we do with our friends during a round of 18 holes on a random Saturday.

So it shouldn't surprise you that Woods texted his new best buddy, Rory McIlroy, after the Arnold Palmer Invitational. McIlroy, who spent the weekend at a municipal golf course in Miami instead of playing at Bay Hill, is in the field this week at the Shell Houston Open and mentioned that he got an interesting text from Woods.

How interesting? It's NSFW-y interesting. The quote is below, courtesy of the Houston Chronicle's Jerome Solomon.

Rory McIlroy says he got text from Tiger this morning telling him to "get my finger out of my ass & win this week." #shellhoustonopen

— Jerome Solomon (@JeromeSolomon) March 26, 2013

Yep, that's Tiger's advice this week to the now world No. 2. The best part about his push for Rory to get it together and win the week after Tiger took back world No. 1? If Rory actually took the advice, he would leapfrog Tiger again in the world rankings to take back the top spot.